Ooh. Sock Mouth's got him on the ropes.

Hello, dear friends. And Dr. Hofstadter.

Anyway, you wanna make out?

- Did it work? - No, they ended up calling me Sock Mouth...

You ever make it to the dentist?

Okay. Do you wanna make out slow?

- Fine, what is it? - I'm making s'mores.

...because they took away my yo-yo and stuffed their socks in my mouth.

I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth.

Yes. And, now, I can't make any promises...

Ooh, ooh. What about we make your astronaut nickname...

Can't help a friend out in a time of need, huh?

Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...

Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don't see why we can't be friends.

Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...

Oh. It took me a gallon of urine to make that water.

To amend the words of Toy Story, you have not got a friend in me.

I think you'll like the drill tonight. I've tried to make it fun.

...but that's the sort of thing that gets a fella on the list for the number eight friend slot.

You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.