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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

5.4s

I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.4s

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.4s

And a slice of devil's food cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.1s

And it's a waste of my talent. It's just a little burning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.8s

What the hell is a gander, anyway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.5s

This is a huge project involving...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.4s

They assign you a disease and you act out the symptoms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

5.1s

...ruin what could be a very long-term and meaningful relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.7s

-I'm not in the mood. -I'll have some coffee and a doughnut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

And then she pursued and I withdrew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

...Iots of numbers and papers and folders.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

4.7s

With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.6s

...but by the end, it's buried under a pile of gaffes and bad puns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.1s

And the heat, my God, the heat!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.1s

A scar?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1s

A tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.7s

So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

4.6s

Arby's. Beef and cheese and.... Do you believe in God?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.4s

And it gets worse.