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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4s

Man, did you let another one of those big flappy bastards in the house?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.2s

You have to put $1 in the swear jar, you said "bastards. "

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.5s

A month?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.3s

And did you mean that I only dated two women including Judith?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.7s

How could a box leave a ring?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.7s

We'll play for a quarter a hole.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4s

I'll put it on the market as a two bedroom plus aviary.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

5.6s

You just have to give them a little time and a little space.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.8s

and the flower beds are getting flooded, and I love her and I want her back.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.6s

This is just two guys agreeing how to live together.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.2s

Because if you did, I have two words for you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.2s

He says one thing, and then he goes and does another.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.3s

A little help here?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.6s

I'm watching a movie,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

5.5s

You know nothing about commitment and responsibility to a relationship.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.8s

And by that I mean not in a fun way.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.7s

Look, I got a room filled with seagulls and... No.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4s

- Is that guy a good guy or a bad guy? - Good guy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3s

Your arm straight and swing easy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

I have a seagull problem.