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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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- What was the occasion? - Just returning a video.

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You went out last night to return a video.

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I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game.

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Alan, I can't go to a soccer game. I just got home from Vegas.

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And I designed a logo,

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up until the poison and the stabbing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And of course, sex is a given.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And I'll put that in the newsletter.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Never mix tequila and scotch.

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and somehow become my fault.

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He's here and it's Wednesday.

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No going in the water, no throwing rocks, and remember,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It worked for Romeo and Juliet,

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And as God as my witness,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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A little tipsy? How about a little obvious?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You bought a 10-year-old a drum set?

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You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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child support battles, car pools and drum lessons.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And you know, I'll tell you another thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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the "K" in "Kicks" is a little foot.