Thank you, Mr. Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Uncle Jed, what's going on here?

How do you do, Miss Clampett?

Mr. Clampett, condors do not eat corn.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

He didn't get a chance to sample nothing, Jed.

But Professor Biddle would like to meet Mr. Clampett.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Mr. Clampett, do you know what a condor looks like?

Well, Jed, did you put it to him about the fella?

Tell me Dash, whatever happened with you and Ellie Mae Clampett?

My word, you are a credit to our group, Miss Clampett.

Well, Mr. Clampett, I'm afraid it's that time of year again.

Perhaps the Clampetts will know if there's one nested here about.

I'd like to call Mr. Clampett, ask permission to see his daughter.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed.

Oh, Mr. Clampett, I am so thrilled that you're going to help the commander in his fight to save the condors.

Hillbilly, that is.