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Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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proving two things.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Sam could've won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing!

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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I'm so glad I'm finally caught. I wanted to be caught!

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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This whole thing is complete bullshit.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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But let's make one thing clear.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Things are getting really tight, huh?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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So, we're gonna win this thing?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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See, the important thing about being human

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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$250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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but I'm going to this after-hours thing

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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What does that even mean? Like, you're a thing?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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There are more important things in life than money.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Right. You see, the thing is, we don't want to take any chances

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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You know, it really is a very special, very unique thing to be human.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Well, yeah, that's the thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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But that and the trial are the only two things you fucked up. So, uh...