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Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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I told her I was crazy about her, but she wasn't interested.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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I tried everything, flowers, presents, singing outside her window.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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What happened?

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Her husband and two teenage sons beat the snot out of me and made me drink dog urine.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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I think I know what you're trying to tell me, Gus.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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It's time for me to take a deep breath and move on.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Okay, thanks.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Listen, will you help me eat these?

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Are you nuts, kid?

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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I'm not telling you to forget her.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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I gave up on that major babe, and look where it got me.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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17 beers a night and a nudie magazine bill that could pay for a shiny new trailer home.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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I don't understand.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Are you telling me I should call her?

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Any loser can do that.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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You've got to show her that you're different.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Don't just call her.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Call her every 15 minutes.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Write her endless, rambling, deranged letters in your own blood.

Get a Life (1990) - S02E08 Girlfriend 2000

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Dog her every step.