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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5.1s
-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.7s
...that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.5s
...into the ashbin of society.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
You know, kind of.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.5s
Of course, absolute zero.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
Fascinating turn of events.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.6s
...and we're out of time.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
That's the dream of becoming a doctor.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
...your brain consists of two parts.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
-Can I have a piece of that? -No.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
What about my dream of dating a doctor?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
I calculated my odds of ever getting together...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Jason Alexander
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Michael Richards
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David Letterman
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Phil Morris
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Debra Jo Rupp
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Jerry Seinfeld
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George Costanza
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Cosmo Kramer
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David Letterman (uncredited)
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Jackie Chiles
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Katie
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