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Kick-Ass (2010)

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- Louie? Hey, Chris. - Or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.

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And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.

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I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?

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Are schools and offices so thrilling

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that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?

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Come on, be honest with yourself.

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At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero.

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That's not me, by the way.

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That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.

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Who am I? I'm Kick-Ass.

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That's me, back before any of this crazy shit happened.

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I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero.

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I'm not saying there was anything wrong with me,

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but there was nothing special, either.

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- Asshole. - I wasn't into sports.

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I wasn't a mathlete or a hardcore gamer.

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I didn't have a piercing or an eating disorder

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or 3,000 friends on MySpace.

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My only superpower was being invisible to girls.

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And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.