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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

Please don't make me talk.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

Forget him. His brother's the one who's in play.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

It's really important for a woman your age.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue. It's part of my charm.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And of course, sex is a given.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

Boy, you really don't have a clue, do you, Charlie?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.4s

and I don't have time to mess around with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You had me at goldenrod.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.3s

- You don't even like him, do you? - He's okay.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.2s

Don't change the subject. You know what I'm saying.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.1s

Don't be silly.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

Me, on the other hand,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.3s

I don't know. Why?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

Let me ask you something, Kate McLaughlin.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.3s

I hope you didn't start without me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Alan, would you mind driving me home?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You showed up late so you could snoop on me.