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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Jill broke up with me.

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to some stupid-ass birthday party with Jill...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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My girlfriend, Jill, found your speed-dating card.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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No, this is my child, dude. Jill is pregnant.

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Well, she's no Jack Palance.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- That's nice. - But it stars Jack Black Cock.

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No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

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I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now.

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That's a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and generous and everything.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and a relationship, and laughing and cuddling and all that shit.

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And you feel it and...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and you get there and it's...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and they are smiling and saying:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

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I'm a virgin.

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And then I got older and I got more and more nervous...

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It's not about fucking and balls and pussy.

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and you can give me these shoes and...