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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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But he's an old man, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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There was a little kid, couldn't have been more than 1 0 years old.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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-I wouldn't walk over there. -Why not?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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Because it's the most dangerous part of the sidewalk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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A cab hops a curb:

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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You've had your last egg sandwich.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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What about over there? You know, air conditioners fall out all the time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound air conditioner than a two-ton cab.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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No, no, cab's coming up right here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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Set of plastic hips, prosthetic legs...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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...a monkey to answer the phone, I'm back in business.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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I'd much rather take one in the head, like I did in '79.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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You were living in the Village then, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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I don't really remember.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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Toxic-waste green.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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That is disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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You know, revulsion has now become a valid form of attraction.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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Well, then, you're driving me wild.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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I had them done for the big Peterman bash I'm throwing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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Why are you having a party?