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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Well, I was 14 years old...

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To me, government...

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...is basically parents for adults.

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Especially the IRS. The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver...

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...and we're all Wally and the Beaver.

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And your accountant is Eddie Haskell...

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...showing you all these neat tricks to get away with stuff.

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That's fine, unless you get audited.

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Then you don't want some wise guy in a suit going:

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"You have a very lovely office here, sir."

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Because jail is the government's way of sending you to your room.

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And when you meet Whitey and Lumpy in the joint...

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...there's really gonna be something wrong with the Beaver.

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- Does he like you? - What do you think?

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- Do you like him? - Yeah, I like him. Definitely.

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I like him a lot.

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- So, what's wrong with him? - Nothing, and I've looked.

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Well, I'm sure you'll find something.

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- So how'd you meet him? - In the office.

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- So he's a writer? - Yeah.