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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And he would take, like, 40 sips, and after every one:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta go after her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I feel full after the risotto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and after every sip, he would go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She say anything about...?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So, what did she say?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So, what's the deal with your friend George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You just had one. What do you need another one for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Are you saying she's not attractive?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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After the Giant game, I realized that this problem isn't going away.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, nothing. I didn't actually say that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No, no. She's going out with a friend of mine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Say hello to your sister. - You've never met.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No one hails a cab like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!