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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.8s

...with these texts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.8s

After that, anybody with pants on...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.6s

Are you familiar with Orthodox theology?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.8s

I chose to work with feet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.1s

- Well, he's in with the Father. - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2s

...with the flu and I had to go home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.1s

I hardly slept last night with all the scratching.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

4.1s

...King Edward didn't live in Queens with Frank and Estelle Costanza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

4.1s

You truly must be filled with the spirit of the Lord.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.2s

Yes. I'm going to stay with some relatives there for a year.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.7s

Doctor is a prestigious occupation...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.7s

...but it's one of the only jobs...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3s

...where you have to have your diploma right up there on the wall.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.1s

It makes them seem so insecure, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.7s

"I really am a doctor, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.6s

If you think I'm not, just check it out."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.1s

I don't know why they need these little bits...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.6s

...of psychological leverage over us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.6s

"Go in that room, take your pants off, wait 15 minutes...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.7s

...then I'll give you my opinion."