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Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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'Like the grey squirrel, it will drive the handshake to extinction eventually.'

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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# I'm not sick, but I'm not well

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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# And I'm so hot

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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The programme contains strong language throughout and adult humour.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Education, education, education. Ian coming over?

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Oh, yeah. Got some new Mandarin flash cards. Take it up a level.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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I see you're sticking with "the programme".

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Poor little bastard doesn't even get a Jaffa Cake.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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I'm turning Ian into a super-toddler,

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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the chocolate reward in sight but always just out of reach.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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He is going to learn to defer his gratification so damn hard.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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When are you finally going to get your gratification, Mark?

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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I don't know. Sort of all at once when I finally dive into my pension pot.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Ejaculate into a pile of M&S cashmere jumpers and cruise brochures.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Oi, Jez? DOORBELL RINGS

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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I'd never masturbate into cashmere. A nightmare to wash!

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Oh, hi, Sophie. Where's...? I'm sorry, but don't start.

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Ian's with my mum. Is it OK if we do it tomorrow?

Peep Show (2003) - S09E05 Kid Farm

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Meet us at the Kid Kave.