Where did you play?

You play, Mr. Drowsdyer?

You want to play football?

The Rams are playing the Packers.

Well, gee whiz, I'd rather we played something together.

Mr. Drowsdyer gonna learn us how to play football.

I love it, but I don't feel like playing right now.

They've got to have someone who's played the game to explain football.

Listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Doesn't the old one work?

Yeah, it works all right, but let's face it.

Football just isn't football on a three-inch screen.

Especially those round ones.

There's my date.

Listen, maybe I could drop over a little later, huh?

Well, okay.

The television's in what they call the parlor.