Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.

You gonna sign the papers? Your mama!

Are you gonna sign the papers? Your mama!

What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles like Schindler's Fist?

Well, I'm afraid your testicles have swollen to the size of Florida oranges.

I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future.

♪ Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill ♪

Of course, Joe. Your money. You know, I was just over at the accounting department,

Now, you go home and you tell your little fiancée that the wedding is off,

Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,

Where's my fiancée, butt lord? - Let's just say your fiancée is getting an education in the industry.