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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

2.2s

Half-hour. Give me a half-hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

4s

Not going out there ploughing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.2s

- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.7s

You know, Kramer, I rented out half of my space to you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

5.9s

Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

3s

...of 1 2 and a half points."

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E08 Officer Krupke

1.6s

they're gonna cut the plane in half.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

2.1s

Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.1s

It's like it's half his shirt, in a way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.8s

That's practically half than what you pay at the supermarket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

3.5s

You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

3.1s

Yeah, and I rented out half that space to Newman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

2.4s

...so you feel like half the work is done already.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E18 The Nap

3.4s

-Well, how long did that last? -Half-hour. Then diving class started.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.1s

Kramer, you're gonna leave these chairs here for two and a half years?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

2.6s

And each of us would only have to be, like, a half-man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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She spent an hour and a half making me feel like I'm worthless.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E06 The Bare Midriff

3.4s

- Yeah, I think there was. - That one? Okay, well, that's half a goodbye.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

Shut up or I'll snap you in half and stuff you in the overhead.