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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You don't unhook anything to get to a nose...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

2.7s

You don't blow your nose in a cloth napkin in a restaurant.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

1.8s

It's a schnoz.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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A lot of people have a nose like this. They're not necessarily pig-men.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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They know they have a big nose. That's why they're coming in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Maybe a hobby. Bowling is fun.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I am a part of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You don't need a job. You got Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What? - You won't think I'm a bad person?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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When someone has a hair transplant, they don't go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Then what? - He still wins, but it's not a blowout.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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We're going to perform a cue ball-ectomy on you, Mr. Johnson.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

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- Come on, he's a third cousin. - By marriage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

1.6s

It's a big wide spot by the entrance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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I want you to come by twice a day...