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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E08 The Cheever Letters

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Or is the sex act now...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

2.9s

Yes. Master of my domain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

You're a master of race relations.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

3.1s

- Will it be check or credit card? - Check.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

2.8s

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.4s

Of course. Everyone gets along great when there's no possibility of sex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

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l need, like, an assistant or an intern or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

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-l reckon. -Or maybe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.4s

-So you're still master of your domain? -Yes. Yes, I am.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E12 The Caddy

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You can't let the defendant control the key piece of evidence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

4.6s

Just me? No dudes or fellers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Of course he did. The guy's working you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you blurt out:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

3s

...powdering a thatch of horsehair on his head, going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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- So? Who is he? - Some friend of his from England.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

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Is that, like, the end of the world or something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

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She must have taken some kind of seminar or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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...like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot in front of a mule.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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- They make wigs out of human hair? - And pay plenty for them.