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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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God, I hate doing this, 'cause, you know, you always take it the wrong way.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You take everything the wrong way, ever since I've known you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Seven years ago, I was in Paris, and I remember it exactly-

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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All right, you stole my outgoing message on my answering machine.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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What, are you crazy? What, are you nuts?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I know you're ethical, I'm ethical.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You know, when people steal jokes, we fucking hate that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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But I hate when people fucking steal my outgoing messages.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You have my same answering machine outgoing message...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and it bugs me!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- That's my message! - I wrote it in Paris!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You wrote it in Paris? I had that message seven years ago!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- Bullshit! - Seven years...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I wrote it seven and a half years ago!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Whose word are you gonna trust, okay?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- Please change it. - What?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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'Cause it's really bothering me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I want you to change that 'cause people call me...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and they call you, and they go, "Larry David has the same thing."

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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So I say, "It's not Larry David's, it's mine."