Nobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymore

Would i buy a car from him?... No!

We'll buy your swaps, but only if you say how you're fucking us.

And she said that Morgan-Stanley will buy them

And oh, thank Jared for us.

I'll buy twenty million! -Oh come on, live a little!

And give us a call way down the line you know?

You can buy as much Double-A tranches as you want!

That's good for us! -Yes, and no.

-That there would be a million homeless Oh my god!

And a condo..

and even fucking Morkovia blew us off! - I know man!

Yet you quote us a higher price on the bonds

No, as a matter of fact, when we're done here, I'll probably go buy some more!

Oh god, i hate this! This is a total waste of time!

When the market deems a bond too risky to buy, what do you think we do with it?

Think so yeah -God i pulled a muscle in my bowl from yelling

So.... You're offering us a chance to short this pile of blocks?

Every loser with a couple million bucks in a fund is gonna be jumping on us.

After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them... right?