The mountain lion! Hide!

Well, you're mountain lions.

except for a mountain lion.

Killing the mountain lion was no easy task,

Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Okay, come on, the critters are over this way. You mountain lions ready to stop the Antichrist from being born?

But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?

Way up in the mountains in a small little town,

the horrid mountain lion lived and preyed on the weak.

The mountain lion lay slain on the cold ground below.

The noble mountain lion had stopped evil in all the years past,

So he picked up the cubs and down the mountain he stormed.

Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant,

Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.

When he remembered there were three mountain cubs still alive on the hill!

Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!

I don't know, I, I'm supposed to show these mountain lions how an abortion is performed or something,

Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.

Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

In a flash it was over! A victorious blow!