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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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If you want peace, you must prepare for war.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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for your big aptitude test tomorrow.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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- That's backwards for so-so. - Wow.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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Oh, no. " For this, I will--"

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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plus 50 points for using all my letters.

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that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.

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but this helps us to think for ourselves.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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Please use the cuspidor That's what it's for

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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Is that one fat enough for you, son?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away."

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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and carrying 40 passengers leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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My wife thinks you want me to pay for it.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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- Sorry, boy. - Bart, this is a big day for you.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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Tell me. Is the class moving too slowly for you?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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By itself, something like this might not call for an extreme penalty...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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I'll trade you1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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Hey, Lis, keep an eye out for the guy with the peanuts.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E02 Comedy

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What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.