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The Simpsons (1989) - S31E19 Warrin' Priests

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I know most of you usually save your "hallelujahs"

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by praying in front of 'em, am I right?

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I think so many of us have made a God that's like us,

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Let's get out of here.

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for your many years of...

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Okay? Pick one of those.

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I think I can handle it.

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I'm carrying a lot of anger.

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All these years of mediocre grace.

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instead of the other way around.

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He made thousands of different flowers--

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-Are you sure? -Piece of crap.

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and I'm, of course, paraphrasing here--

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"I" 27.

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No, I-I want to go this way. I love God.

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I-I chew my crosses. Nervous habit.

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That's how we think of God, right?

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But He loves all of them indiscriminately.

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I-I just woke up with some doubt.

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And I guess