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King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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- They're pretty rare, aren't they? - Yes, very rare and beautiful.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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[Theme music]

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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DALE: They're not jokes, Bill. They're painful lessons.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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[Tense instrumental music]

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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of the Order of the Straight Arrow.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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of the Order of the Straight Arrow.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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Take lots of pictures.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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Well, of course I'll go.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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We of the Order of the Straight Arrow call upon the spirit, Wematanye...

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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HANK: Now we will say the oath of the Order of the Straight Arrow.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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Not in the eyes of Wematanye.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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We gotta get rid of this bird.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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for Order of the Straight Arrow this weekend.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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is a three cheeks of down wind, man.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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to allow the importation of South American propane.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'll never miss an Order of the Straight Arrow.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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Okay. The 24-hour oath of silence starts now.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E03 Comedy

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Oh, man. What kind of lefty hootenanny is this?