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Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Yeah, or because I snorted up all the magic fairy glitter.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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"This summer: Dumbass Unicorn."

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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That's so stupid. No, that's exactly what they'd do.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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It would be like "Nasty Unicorn: The Unicorn Who Parties."

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Yeah, and his horn is like a corkscrew,

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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and he tries to open a bottle of wine, but it gets stuck,

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"Nasty Unicorn.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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He puts the 'U' in 'Eff you.'"

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Okay, but it wouldn't be "Nasty Unicorn." It would be "Horny Unicorn"!

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Oh, shit, that's amazing. Now we have to do it.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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What do you mean "do it"?

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Yeah, they don't wanna see you be Secretariat or raising orphans.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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But they will see you be a rude dude

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who says all the things polite society is too limp-dicked to say.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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This is your way back in. This is how you get that love back.

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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"The Horny Unicorn"?

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Yeah! He's like, "Hey, buddy! I never asked to be the horny unicorn!

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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What? You think I like it that I gotta jizz rainbows every 20 minutes

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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When are you gonna stop punishing yourself?

Castlevania (2017) - S06E13 The Horny Unicorn

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Hey, Sonny, do you know where the advance copy of my book is?