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South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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- And I don't know. - And we don't care.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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- And swim and play in the stupid sun. - Dude, we got Gamesphere.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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They called you and said to bring the towel, and then they called us

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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Alvarez, you and Mitchell sweep left.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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And if you don't like Towelie,

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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- Harris. Breach, bang and clear! - Hello?

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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And you're quite sure of this.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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and say your mission was accomplished.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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and said they were bringing Towelie back.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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Sir. Sergeant Masters and Bolin reporting, sir.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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Well, I'm through playing hide-and-seek.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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It keeps getting you drier and drier.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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bringing them down once and for all.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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Yeah, real life is so boring and stupid.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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- Seven and a half. - Hurry up, stupid parachute.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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and upload this encryption disc into their system,

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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and then run its own self-destruct sequence.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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It's 100% cotton. And available soon, the Towelie towel.

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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So call now and order your "I Love Towelie"

South Park (1997) - S05E08 Comedy

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When you drop from the plane, cover and roll.