Harvey Berman, attorney at law!

my real attorney!

Harvey attorney, habeas corpus,

in your complaint against Birdman.

Morrow then aimed his fire cannon at Birdman and fired.

But blast Mr. Birdman used on you.

What were you doing when Mr. Birdman arrived?

Birdman, how did you find my nefarious hideout?

I said, Birdman, how did you find my lair?

Sadly, Mr. Birdman maimed countless others, many of whom sit among you today!

I am the new lawyer at Freezoid, Zalrog, and Skarn.

So Birdman and I get into an argument about me stealing, allegedly, some missiles, whatever.

You happy? Now we got a pressing engagement at the Lucky Spa.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, because of the reckless use of force by Mr. Birdman,

Back at the bar, when you thought we were getting all palsy-wowsy,

I will have the cob salad.

Nonsense.

We'll have four blooming onions and the full slab of baby backs.

For the table.

I am no longer eating pork.