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The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.7s

Well, it's called "accomplishment," son--

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

2.3s

First of all, Dad, you called me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.5s

Well, for starters, you could stop calling me

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

3.7s

Me and Nelson are so close, people are calling us "Homeson."

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

3.1s

to punish my son for becoming a better boy.

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

3.4s

who might be a little better at this than me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

2.2s

How about a little show-and-tell?

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

2s

(angry muttering)

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.3s

(exclaims)

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

2.2s

(school bell ringing)

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.3s

(tires screeching)

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.2s

D'oh!

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.2s

(tires screeching)

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.6s

(grunts)

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

1.3s

MAN (laughs): Ha-ha-ha!

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

3s

And that's why, if you go to that little town in France,

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

2.8s

there's a statue of me surrendering.

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

2.1s

See?

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

3.4s

Wow, Grampa, your stories are really cool today.

The Simpsons (1989) - S31E16 Better Off Ned

3.2s

Yeah, the nursing home finally stopped using me as the placebo