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Family Guy (1999) - S20E12 The Lois Quagmire

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Mom's-out-of-town consequences,

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digging the money out of my wallet.

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Oh, I'm just heading out for the weekend

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Hey, honey, would you take out the trash?

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Absolutely. We'll be out here eating pizza

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Hey, did you end up working out in the morning

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Oh, my God, that means Mom will find out.

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but last night you were out boinking that waitress.

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On your way out, please take a complementary au pair.

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I know. Your mother is gonna find out we had pizza.

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I'm not fishing it out of his pants, 'cause I'm into chicks.

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What the...

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"But the real outliers were the friends we made along the way."

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for comparing the estate tax to the Holocaust,

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I felt like the belle of the ball.

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to visit the...

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The police station.

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which, according to the movies, are the worst kind.

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Right. We deliver the pizzas and nobody calls the police.

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- The end. - (door opens)