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South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Like, for instance,

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Calm down, there, cowboy. You've still got four days.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Three more days till we eat at Bennigan's. That's...

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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We need to keep this line clear. Call back another day.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Four days? I don't know how I'm going to wait that long.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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but it's really for the best.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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for Mommy and Daddy's anniversary this year.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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for saying "nutsack" in front of Grandma.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Turn a frown into a smile for free?

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Then we'll order some mozzarella sticks for appetisers.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Hey, don't forget that I'm covering for you!

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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That's what Dad could get Mom for their anniversary.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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it's safe for me to unfasten my seat belt.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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- Sir? Hello? - Yeah? What can I do for you?

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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I think I know the perfect anniversary present for Mom.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Go home and wait for me to talk to you.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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You see, I've been deceiving my wife for several months.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Well, did you see what he got me for our anniversary?

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Butters, Mommy wants to take you for a little drive now.

South Park (1997) - S05E14 Comedy

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Sorry, wife took the car to Estes Park for the weekend.