A new study?

You think kids can be raised by queers??

Mr. Governor, I will get you that study.

Oh, that's just great! They're gonna let queers and homos get married, huh?!

But, if you had such a study, a scientific study which proved same-sex couples are incapable of raising a child...

Urrgh, this scentific study isn't turning out the way I planned!

We need to round up three or four queers and beat the livin' hell out of them!

Here with the results of that study is the lovely Mrs. Garrison

Come on, everybody! Let's get some queers, and some trucks, and have us a good old-fashioned fag drag!

we've completed our scientific, non-biased study of fags having kids. Come on up, children.

I can't use that argument. There's never been a study done which proves that either way.

And a new study has just been concluded which will give me the ability to take no personal responsibility in this decision.