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The Boondocks (2005) - S04E08 I Dream of Siri

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I wish.

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I was messed up inside and out.

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And so, I was a professor in physics.

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The first was a terminal bore,

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and the phone was, like, a smart woman.

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But not really 'cause he was a dick.

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because I know I-I don't really look like that.

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No, it was Siri! She called you by herself!

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Now, when Robert first called me to perform this ceremony, I was conflicted.

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Therefore, I decided it was okay to do this favor for my poor,

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You told Obama I was a terrorist?! That Kenyan got a kill list!

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Whose idea was that?! I got to buy 18 [beep] pieces of $1,000 plastic

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I think I can help you, Mr. Freeman.

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I thought, "I just have to meet you."

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But then your assistant called, and she was so sweet and amazing,

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I almost forgot!

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I apologize, Robert.

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- No, I've given up. - I believe I can help.

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yes! I want her, but I want her in this!

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And so, I admit when I got your e-mail,