I'm gonna break you, Sam.

That makes me just want to sit here and feel bad.

I know exactly how to impress the princess.

More spit bubbles?

No, no.

Those spit bubbles were as fragile as my old perception of reality.

But wait, maybe you're onto something.

I could show the princess bubbles the likes of which no one has ever seen.

And how will you do that?

I'll start with a solid bulleted list.

Thanks again to Dr. Dextrose for sharing your fascinating research on the future of cuteness.

Yes, yes, how charming.

What quaint notions.

And now for a special guest lecture by one of Ooo's greatest heroes, Finn the Human.

Ladies and gentlemen, and princess.

I'm here to talk about multi-dimensional bubbles.

But I'm not just going to talk about blowing bubbles.

I'm going to blow your minds.

Hmm?

This is a bubble blower of my own design.