How can they even call that a movie?

We live in a rational community, and everyone knows this is just a movie.

Nonsense! Mel Gibson is a smart and spiritual man!

"And now, back to Terrance and Phillip" Hey Terrance, I think I have a-

And this friend belongs to a certain, Chosen People of Israel.

They let Barabbas, a serial killer, go free instead and laugh about it.

The Passion is causing a revolution of spirituality, and we owe Mel Gibson and this little boy our thanks.

And now, we proud few gathere here as a people brought together by its message!

There's even one part where the Jews have a chance to save Jesus, and you know what they do?

Look, kid, we just thought it was a bad movie, so tell us how to get in touch with Mel Gibson so we can get our money back!