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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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A trip? Like to the beach? Because I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Peter, you and I need to talk about Quagmire.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I've got an army to raise, and I must get to Nicaragua.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...but I love my family too much to risk their lives.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I was sent by my smart, beautiful, and still sexually appealing wife, Lois.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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- I miss my mom - But she's at the prom

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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He failed to thwart my escape into the outside world.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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How the hell am I supposed to get to the airport?!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I gotta make things right for Lois and get this monkey off my back.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.7s

And I don't think you've got the grapes!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.8s

"Their plans somehow relate to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

3.6s

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Redneck Comedy Tour!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

When Meg and Chris turned one, I had so much to do, I missed everything.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

3.2s

Now I want you to listen very carefully and do exactly as I tell you.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

3.2s

You put yourselves on the line and you gave me my life back.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Besides, I can't throw my best friend out on the street