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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Here we are. "Come to Managua, the Mecca of mercenaries. "

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Okay, I'll call the parents and let them know the party's here.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...right here in the safety and comfort of our own home.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Hey there, little fella. Why don't you come with me?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Jeez, look at the time! Come on.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Sure. All the guys here have been castrated.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I guess there's nothing left but the birthday cake.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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There, I've gone and soiled myself. Are you happy now?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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What the hell are you doing in here anyway?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I want to get the hell out of here!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"But then, a miracle! There was a light at the end of the tunnel.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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There's no one here by the name of Longrod Von Hugendong.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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So the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb, is he?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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All right, men, the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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So let's just deliver the check and...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Stewie, make a wish. If you blow out the candle, it'll come true.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And I don't think you've got the grapes!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Come on, Lois. It'll still be perfect. We'll give him the best birthday ever...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...and then we can start the party, I hope.