You're all right too, snobby.

You gonna nurse that all night long, or when are you gonna start hittin' it?

We ding up a few foreign belligerents, beer is fine.

We defeat a full-on alien invasion,

I'm thinking something a little stronger.

- Mmm-hmm. - No.

You're really challenging me to drink you under the table?

- You got it. - Oh!

I'm not so sure you can, buddy.

I was the vodka shot record holder in my class at West Point.

Well, one time I drank 15 milkshakes at Denny's,

so we'll see what happens.

- Where are my gamers at, huh? - (CHEERING)

Looks like all the time you wasted when we were kids is finally payin' off.

- Yeah, baby. - All right, huh?

Sir, may I have the honor of pouring you a frosty?

The President can't be seen drinking during times of crisis.

So nobody look!

- That's it. Look away! - (ALL CHEERING)

MR. ROARKE ON TV: (IN SPANISH ACCENT) Inhabitants of Earth.