How are you? Hey, thank you, General Zod, for that beautiful intro.

Mr. President.

Generals and Admirals.

Guys in suits.

Zac Efron.

Gandalf,

and Harry Potter in the same room.

Imagine that.

Grandpa, we'll see you around the, uh, nursing home.

Oh, uh, the sandwich guy is here.

Fooled you.

COMMENTATOR 1: (ON RADIO) Past the shortstop into left center field for a single.

That's the second straight inning where Washington has led off with a single.

COMMENTATOR 2: They're talking about how he's standing straight up over the plate.

That seems to be working out for him,

'cause he just drove that ball into the gap hard.

COMMENTATOR 1: First pitch taken outside for a ball, 1-0,

and the 1-0 swung...

- Brenner! - (SCREAMS)

(TIRES SCREECH)