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Koala Man (2023) - S01E03 The Red Hot Rule

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Not even Rosie Yodels has met the Queen!

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I said no!

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You don't understand.

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You've been a solid five your entire life.

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Oh, have I?

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[gasps] Mum? You were hot?

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VICKY: I went after the Miss Sausage Roll crown with everything I had.

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And I lost.

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All because of Saucy Simmons.

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Sure, she had a natural advantage, seeing as she was a sausage roll,

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but I figured, a naive little pastry from the burbs wasn't a threat.

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But during the finals, Saucy poured a bottle of vegetable oil

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all over herself as she did the Sausage Strut.

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That flaky, buttery bitch!

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- After I lost, I didn't know who I was anymore.

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I went on a seven-year bender...

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ALISON: What about Dad?

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- [sighs] He insisted on calling it a long-distance relationship,

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but we were on a break.

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After a while, I returned to Dapto and married your father.