I don't see anything.

I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.

What's so funny?

I'll tell you in a minute.

First, let's drink...

me from my glass and you from yours.

You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny!

I switched glasses when your back was turned!

You fool!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

But only slightly less well known is this...

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

Who are you?

I am no one to be trifled with.

and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.

You mock my pain.

Life is pain, Highness.

Anyone who says differently is selling something.

I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.