Mom, look. It's ghost stories.

We could always run down to Ring-A-Ding Burger.

It goes down easier that way.

It might make it a little awkward when it's time to arrest her, but...

I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it.

Well, it got your hind parts in shape, didn't it?

Now it looks like she's in the wind.

You know, it runs in the family. Grapefruit heads.

it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it.

- What about this stepbrother in Oakland? - You and Gallagher take it.

- Why'd you let all these people in here? - It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it.

Where'd you put the sweet corn? Is it outside in the freezer?

Is that morphine in there? God, it beats the hell out of aspirin.

It's so loud in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable over at my house.

You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element.

- How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house

No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green. I got it in the car.

You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out.

Just sittin' in my little apartment doin' nothin' when it could have been out seein' the world.