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Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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and I'm a woman with powerful needs‐‐

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ One. They moved Cornelius to a hospice.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ You spend hours a day with him.

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and you're going with the drink

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And, lady, you can't just drop a towel on a chair

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ And I never even named a beneficiary

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ For one thing, it's wrong. Also, you've got a bad leg.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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and I made him eat a bag of potting soil as a test

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ And we have to keep it a secret.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ But he's a gross servant and it's totally forbidden.

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‐ And I hate it. But, God, I need a break.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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Time for the final exam: a gentlemen's duel.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ But the phone runs on a separate line.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ Perhaps a drink will help us break the ice.