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The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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much less a child!

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or talk to the child before he's drafted.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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For most of my child's life, I'll be gone.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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throwin' your baby into the sun was considered child abuse.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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I can talk to your mother about a reduced time out.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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and I win.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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(LEINART AND BART GRUNTING)

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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(HOMER MOANING AND WHINING)

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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And I don't care.

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And look at me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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Abraham Simpson.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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And you need this job?

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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and you've come to apologize.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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and you give me Ventnor?

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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And you did receive progress alerts.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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and the wall falls on me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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and everyone's using senior dating sites.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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Everyone's making whoopee and hanky-panky.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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and I'm a retired FBI hostage negotiator.

The Simpsons (1989) - S28E08 Comedy

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I am a normal person, and yes.