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Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Luke, you are now banned from the computer. What?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I've been stealing from your father for days.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Sadly, I've been summarily dismissed from the employ of Masters Cameron and Mitchell.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Stop. You're getting all this from "something house something"?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I grew up one mile away from Missouri's largest waterslide.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Well, you're probably just feeling a little tense from all this.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Where are you going? I'm going to pick up Luke from his sleepover.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I have a wonderful family,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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He's already a family favorite.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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What's the matter?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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- Just down the hall to the right. - Ay. Gracias, gracias.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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The marionettes stop what they're doing, march to the edge of the stage and point at you.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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- But we're happy. At the end of the day- - [Footsteps Approaching]

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I was looking through the computers in the house for pornography.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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And I thought, I could do the usual, be a chump, give the money back to the casino,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Just come on. Get him in the car. The thrift shop's closing.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I hate the dog butler.