I guess, in the light of day, I seemed like some sort of monster.

in search of the only thing that would quench their now insatiable appetites...

Can we please come in? We've had really a long day.

day after tomorrow, all these mouth-breathers are gonna be in my store

Could I go back and look at these little angels in their eyes with murder on my brain?

and only seconds to saw the life out of it?

- Once was enough. - If only it was!

Indeed, for all we know, there are only two souls left uninfected in this once-happy hamlet.

I don't exactly remember what happened last night...

It was an Independence Day for the ages,

No, no! You can't just murder these zombies. These are people.

the only wild card here is her. She's a reporter.

But the gun's in the car.

Rubes, you gotta tell me what happened last night,

She's been here since last night, for God's sake.

Somebody's gonna find that footage one day.

Homeboy didn't want to see me again after last night.

Plus, you must be exhausted. We hardly slept last night.

It's mostly for show, though, it only has two bullets.

You two enjoy each other. Happy Independence Day.