I see a picture over here of you on a motorcycle.

- Without a hug? - [Chuckles] Wow.

They got a chef there that can flip a shrimp into his own hat.

So that's a dream of yours? To- To hit a curve? Used to be.

No. No, I'm a light sleeper.

Old Phil has a golden ticket.

We'll go in a race car with my friend, and after that, maybe a bullfight.

Son of a bitch. What's the matter?

Is there a reason why my window's wet?

It's a surprise. You'll see. Oh, my God!

[Laughing] Wow. Jay. Such a beautiful house, huh?

Maybe it's just a kidney stone. "Just," Claire?

Someone get your mom a glass of water...

Oh, he's a sweetie. Yeah. You seem great.

I have a little scratchy rock inside of me and they're sliding in a tube and sucking it out.

and she stole a turkey at Thanksgiving for her family and got deported?

- I don't have a camera phone. - You do now.

I bet it's just a kidney stone. "Just" again.

How come I don't buy a word of it?

I was all right. Never hit a curve ball.