- Linda, no! - He's platinum status!

- Good night, Teddy. - Good night, Linda.

- Hey, there's my perfect guest. - Hey, Linda.

- Oh, Woo! Oh, my God! -[Linda] Oh, God!

- Yes. - Oh. Linda, you are a delightful hostess.

- Linda! - Oh, remember when Dad tried to go jogging?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Linda, Louise's room? She'd murder us.

- Sounds good, Linda. - And I'll see you in hell, Teddy.

- You're crazy, Linda! - It's all right, guys. I got it.

I'm glad our guests are comfortable, Linda, 'cause this is great!

Well, I'll tell you, Linda, I'm having the time of my life.

Okay, well, uh, Linda, everyone, have fun in the B and B

[ Linda] You can come out when it's time for the ice cream social!

No, Linda, you go overboard. And then if people aren't appreciative enough, you snap.

- How's the B and B going, Linda? - Oh, it's great! Why? What'd you hear?

Linda, What is going on up here? You're losing control of your B and B.

Linda, she won't get over it. When you vacuumed in there, she wouldn’t talk to you for a week